Pippa Middleton's arse...

I just don't get it. What is the big deal with Pippa Middleton's arse. For a start you can hardly call it an arse, I've seen more curve on a teenage boy (ooh... better rephrase that!), erm, anyway... I'm not saying she's unattractive, she's alright, but she's being made out to be this humdinging sex bucket that every man wants to bed and I just don't see that at all.
It seems to me that the only people actually bothered are the press. It's almost like they were frustrated because they'd had this good looking woman (Kate) thrust into their grubby clutches and then as soon as she actually got married and became 'Royal' they thought they'd better tone it down a bit, so come the day of the wedding there was her sister, who looks not unlike her and she was an easy target.
You'd have thought they could've given her a bit of grace though, and not actually done it on her sister's wedding day. Then again maybe they thought if they didn't strike while the iron was hot (and Pippa's non-existent arse was on the telly) then they would miss their chance and she would slip back into obscurity, and what a shame that would have been.
Contrarily they are now claiming that she is pretty much undate-able, which is probably true to a degree. I mean what bloke in his right mind would want to lay himself open to the sort of attention that dating her is going to bring, even if he does get to touch her non-existent arse?

I bet Beyonce's worried.